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Assholery is the leading cause of ruined holidays, angry yelling, dented fenders, crying children and retail clerk breakdowns, and it’s 100% preventable. Remember, if you have to ask yourself, “Am I being an asshole?”, you already have your answer.
Since folks have asked, here’s the expanded story about the customer I met while working for the Warner Bros. Studio Stores.
We were holding an in-store event with a guy dressed up in a Scooby-doo outfit. A lot of people came to it. However, one woman was especially crazy. And I don’t mean the I-love-Scooby-doo- and- want-to-buy-everything-ever-made-with-Scooby-on-it kind of crazy.
I’m talking the I-want-to-marry-Scooby-doo kind of crazy.
She kept on harassing the guy in the costume. We had to run interference for him in order to prevent her from causing a scene. This entailed each of us taking turns letting this woman talk to us, and thus distracting her from her goal of talking to the love of her life… Scooby-doo.
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