Scooby Dooby Doo, run the other way

Since folks have asked, here’s the expanded story about the customer I met while working for the Warner Bros. Studio Stores.

We were holding an in-store event with a guy dressed up in a Scooby-doo outfit. A lot of people came to it. However, one woman was especially crazy. And I don’t mean the I-love-Scooby-doo- and- want-to-buy-everything-ever-made-with-Scooby-on-it kind of crazy.

I’m talking the I-want-to-marry-Scooby-doo kind of crazy.

She kept on harassing the guy in the costume. We had to run interference for him in order to prevent her from causing a scene. This entailed each of us taking turns letting this woman talk to us, and thus distracting her from her goal of talking to the love of her life… Scooby-doo.