Quitting Time is thrilled to announce that, beginning today, our Customers of the Week will be inspired by the weird, hilarious, real-life adventures of retail survival from (The Customer Is) Not Always Right. The Customer of the Week will appear on both sites every Wednesday. Laugh at the comic, then click the link to see the full post that inspired it… because sometimes the only way to survive your time in retail hell is to mock the people who put you there.

This week’s Customer comes from Actually, Fido is a weapon of mass destruction.