| Dec 30 | Upgrade |
| Dec 28 | Peace |
| Dec 23 | No no no! |
| Dec 21 | The end justifies the “mean”s |
| Dec 18 | Still the principle |
| Dec 16 | They really are. |
| Dec 14 | One step forward, two steps… |
| Dec 9 | Stealthily, the ninja |
| Dec 7 | The routine |
| Dec 2 | Man of Action |
| Nov 30 | Bueno! |
| Nov 27 | Dean? Who is this Dean? |
| Nov 25 | Thanks for reading! |
| Nov 23 | Cut off |
| Nov 18 | Well played |
| Nov 16 | Irrelevant |
| Nov 11 | She blinded him with science |
| Nov 9 | Smooth |
| Nov 4 | EVERYTHING. |
| Nov 2 | Ding! |
| Oct 28 | The A Team |
| Oct 26 | Excuse me? |
| Oct 21 | There is an… alternative |
| Oct 19 | It shows |
| Oct 14 | Genius |
| Oct 12 | Chop-Chop! |
| Oct 7 | Good NIGHT, Dean. |
| Oct 5 | Surprisingly, yes. |
| Sep 30 | Oh, sugar! |
| Sep 28 | Make it a double |
| Sep 23 | Blueberry bento? |
| Sep 21 | The Early Bird |
| Sep 16 | Closed early?! |
| Sep 14 | A certain zen |
| Sep 9 | Change-a-Lujah! |
| Sep 7 | …Really? |
| Sep 2 | Let me check my notes |
| Aug 31 | I’m right here |
| Aug 26 | You… want… this? |
| Aug 24 | Thanks for nothing |
| Aug 19 | Change-a-lujah! |
| Aug 17 | Stop! |
| Aug 12 | That’s amazing |
| Aug 10 | Stare-down |
| Aug 5 | Crisis averted? |
| Aug 3 | Don’t taze her, bro |
| Jul 29 | Oh please oh please oh please |
| Jul 27 | Let’s roll |
| Jul 22 | That’ll be $5.95 |
| Jul 20 | Mo-ommm, I’m bo-oooored |
| Jul 15 | Good times… |
| Jul 13 | Back-up |
| Jul 8 | Just scared little tykes |
| Jul 6 | Fun and Games |
| Jul 1 | Legal stimulants |
| Jun 29 | HELL yes |
| Jun 24 | Coffee! |
| Jun 22 | It’s axiomatic |
| Jun 17 | Brutal economy |
| Jun 15 | Off the hook |
| Jun 10 | I thought you forgot |
| Jun 8 | An easy choice |
| Jun 3 | C’mon baby, hold together |
| Jun 1 | But…but… |
| May 27 | …often go awry. |
| May 25 | The best plans of men with the minds of mice… |
| May 20 | Right? Right? |
| May 18 | Fruit shouldn’t be able to kill you |
| May 13 | I coulda been… |
| May 11 | No cult! |
| May 6 | It’s like my ma always said |
| May 4 | You know, as a precaution |
| Apr 29 | GAAHHH! |
| Apr 27 | It’s just a sandwich |
| Apr 22 | Frank who? |
| Apr 20 | FRANK?!! |
| Apr 15 | Let’s be adults… |
| Apr 13 | YOU. |
| Apr 8 | CRACK! |
| Apr 6 | Well, do I, punk?! |
| Apr 1 | You. Out. Now. |
| Mar 30 | Special Precautions |
| Mar 25 | Inconceivable! |
| Mar 23 | …Really? |
| Mar 18 | Good night |
| Mar 16 | Abort! Abort! |
| Mar 11 | Weird, but cool |
| Mar 9 | Oh, come on… say it… |
| Mar 4 | Cut off |
| Mar 2 | Daddy who? |
| Feb 25 | Behold! |
| Feb 23 | Believe! |
| Feb 9 | About that bad |
| Feb 2 | Don’t be a douche |
| Jan 26 | One in Every Line |
| Jan 19 | What makes you think I care? |
| Jan 12 | Likely to be eaten by a grue |
| Jan 5 | Boss Fight! |
