| Dec 30 | Meanwhile… |
| Dec 29 | Party Time |
| Dec 28 | You’ve outgrown the quiche suit |
| Dec 27 | A long memory |
| Dec 26 | Happy holidays! |
| Dec 23 | Denied |
| Dec 21 | It’s a gift |
| Dec 19 | Toast |
| Dec 16 | Life or death |
| Dec 14 | Hand-me-down |
| Dec 12 | You go first |
| Dec 9 | Don’t Diss the (Aqua)Man |
| Dec 7 | Not often enough |
| Dec 5 | Too far |
| Dec 2 | Wookie? |
| Nov 30 | Watch the claw |
| Nov 28 | Yetis |
| Nov 25 | Friendly fire |
| Nov 24 | Happy Thanksgiving! |
| Nov 23 | Arresting developments |
| Nov 21 | Rational adults |
| Nov 18 | Not in my bank |
| Nov 16 | Preoccupied |
| Nov 14 | Occupied |
| Nov 11 | Stall! |
| Nov 9 | Warm-ups |
| Nov 7 | Ready for the real world |
| Nov 4 | Next time |
| Nov 2 | The one thing a meter maid can’t resist… |
| Oct 31 | The race |
| Oct 28 | Go! |
| Oct 26 | Gas-powered |
| Oct 24 | To victory! |
| Oct 21 | It’s on! |
| Oct 19 | Fair |
| Oct 17 | Advice |
| Oct 14 | What’s her damage |
| Oct 12 | Pay up |
| Oct 10 | Marked |
| Oct 7 | Creepier |
| Oct 5 | Don’t say her name |
| Oct 3 | Gertie |
| Sep 30 | Genius |
| Sep 28 | Hoops |
| Sep 26 | Better |
| Sep 24 | Put ‘em in your mouth |
| Sep 21 | A bitter brew |
| Sep 19 | Grounds Guignol |
| Sep 16 | It’s the uniquest |
| Sep 14 | Fudge |
| Sep 12 | Excellent question |
| Sep 9 | Freaks |
| Sep 7 | Park Placed |
| Sep 5 | Happy Labor Day! |
| Sep 2 | Shush |
| Aug 31 | That’s why they call it “venture” capital |
| Aug 29 | Arrrgh! |
| Aug 26 | Tiny Keys |
| Aug 24 | Mutual understanding |
| Aug 22 | Equal Opportunity |
| Aug 19 | Tag |
| Aug 17 | Time apart |
| Aug 15 | Ka-CHOOOM |
| Aug 12 | Everything |
| Aug 10 | The importance of finding the right line |
| Aug 8 | Slam! |
| Aug 5 | Finish the class, Roland. |
| Aug 3 | Inalienable rights |
| Aug 1 | Unamerican |
| Jul 29 | I hate the late shift |
| Jul 27 | Double Shift |
| Jul 25 | Desperate Measures |
| Jul 22 | Oh no. |
| Jul 20 | Me neither |
| Jul 18 | Proving Grounds |
| Jul 15 | A completely fair competition |
| Jul 13 | Speechify |
| Jul 11 | Too much? |
| Jul 8 | No excuses |
| Jul 6 | Why, yes |
| Jul 4 | Thank You, Mr. Svetanborg |
| Jul 1 | What point? |
| Jun 29 | Wiffled! |
| Jun 27 | a-HA! |
| Jun 24 | Hostile avians |
| Jun 22 | All downhill from there! |
| Jun 20 | Haters gonna hate |
| Jun 17 | Even teachers need a drink now and then |
| Jun 15 | Or maybe the Godfather |
| Jun 13 | There’s always one |
| Jun 10 | Dean needs coffee, badly |
| Jun 8 | In which introductions are made |
| Jun 6 | Great new start |
| Jun 3 | The Responsible Thing |
| Jun 1 | I object! |
| May 30 | Totally worth it |
| May 27 | Weird, but cool. |
| May 25 | It would have been worth it |
| May 23 | Good thing. |
| May 20 | It’s important to Fluffy |
| May 18 | What’s in the box? |
| May 16 | The price is right |
| May 13 | Good Morning, Dean |
| May 11 | Duck Season |
| May 9 | Table of Lies |
| May 6 | Ninjas are totally into interior design |
| May 4 | And it will be delicious |
| May 2 | Ninja Crisis |
| Apr 29 | Keep it down! |
| Apr 27 | Hardball |
| Apr 25 | Egg fight! |
| Apr 22 | Yes, Jay, I’d say it is |
| Apr 20 | Dance monkeyboy dance |
| Apr 18 | Tax broken |
| Apr 15 | Mascotti’s: Where everybody knows you’re strange |
| Apr 13 | A firm answer |
| Apr 11 | Failure to comply |
| Apr 8 | Fine print |
| Apr 6 | The Uni-LIEN 3000 Is Here to Serve You… Papers |
| Apr 4 | All of them |
| Apr 1 | Unfair Trade Agreement |
| Mar 30 | Smooth sailing |
| Mar 28 | Trade show |
| Mar 25 | Gasp! |
| Mar 23 | Who’s “The Man”? |
| Mar 21 | Walker |
| Mar 18 | Silent? |
| Mar 16 | Of course not, son |
| Mar 14 | An entirely different priest |
| Mar 11 | Well, alright then |
| Mar 9 | Frank WHAT?! |
| Mar 7 | Imprinted |
| Mar 4 | Luxuries |
| Mar 2 | Bacon parkour |
| Feb 28 | Sure does! |
| Feb 25 | Phase Two |
| Feb 23 | Oh no, they’ve smelled us. |
| Feb 21 | What, indeed?! |
| Feb 18 | What are you doing, Bert? |
| Feb 16 | How dare you. |
| Feb 14 | Really real? |
| Feb 11 | Eep! |
| Feb 9 | Gra? |
| Feb 7 | Solace |
| Feb 4 | Standards |
| Feb 2 | Waugh! |
| Jan 31 | Half the battle |
| Jan 28 | Dirty pool |
| Jan 26 | Begone! |
| Jan 24 | Yeah, yeah. |
| Jan 21 | Over there…ish |
| Jan 19 | The Lord isn’t the only one |
| Jan 17 | YOU! |
| Jan 14 | Revenge |
| Jan 12 | Not that kind of boy |
| Jan 10 | Yoink |
| Jan 7 | Baby steps |
| Jan 5 | It’s a start. |
| Jan 3 | Coming up this year! |
