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PtNMI: M.E.C. 3000

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: March 28th, 2008

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PtNMI: Skampoline!

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: March 21st, 2008

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PtNMI: Disney Subdermal RFID Tag

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: March 14th, 2008

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Not sure what an RFID tag is? Here’s a good description of Radio Frequency IDentification, compliments of Wikipedia.

PtNMI: The Clammer

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: March 7th, 2008

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PtNMI: Barbie Dream Jailhouse

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: February 29th, 2008

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PtNMI: Playskool’s Nike Sweatshop

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: February 22nd, 2008

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PtNMI: Bo-Fu

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: February 15th, 2008

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PtNMI: Lord of the Rings Crochet Needles

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: February 8th, 2008

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PtNMI: The Trouser Snake!

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: February 1st, 2008

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PtNMI: Motorola LoozR

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: January 25th, 2008

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PtNMI: Nose Hose

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: January 18th, 2008

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PtNMI: Peripheral Vision Glasses

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: January 11th, 2008

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PtNMI: The Cat Communicator 2.0

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: January 4th, 2008

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PtNMI: Toastmaster 2000 PS3 Controller

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: December 28th, 2007

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PtNMI: Plumber’s Butt Ziapet

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: December 21st, 2007

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PtNMI: Home-Salad Sneeze Guard

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: December 14th, 2007

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PtNMI: Playdough Holiday Greeting Cards

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: December 7th, 2007

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PtNMI: Time for Your Shots!

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: November 30th, 2007

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Assholery is the leading cause of ruined holidays, angry yelling, dented fenders, crying children and retail clerk breakdowns, and it’s 100% preventable. Remember, if you have to ask yourself, “Am I being an asshole?”, you already have your answer.

PtNMI: Salmon Nilla Wafers

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: November 23rd, 2007

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PtNMI: Bodily Fluids Sorter

Darthmike Says..., Products that Never Made It: November 16th, 2007

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